ohai all and welcome to the first installment of New Furniture Tuesdays! We'll have brand new flair for your lair every Tuesday until the
end of time! I think I can say, without hyperbole, that each Tuesday from here on out will be like four Renaissances, six Internets and a Golden Age
combined. New Clothing Thursdays remain unchanged (i.e. still way rad). So what do we have for you? How about:
The World's Tiniest Tree
I've seen tinier.That's right, you'll be the envy of pilots, telescope enthusiasts and other people with heightened vision everywhere with your tiny, tiny new tree! The
Flowering Tiny Tree may not be visible from space or even more than 12 feet away, but what it loses in
stature it makes up for in
adorable.
The World's Fanciest Crate
not pictured, a lack of fancyOk, I know what you're saying, "Matt, is this crate really fancy enough to hold my collection of diamond encrusted opera glasses, wearable crystal chandeliers, and baroque churches?" The answer is
yes. If you ever see a fancier crate, check again. Someone may have just put a monocle and top hat on a
common crate and filled it with
DECEIT! We've all been lied to about crates in the past, so let me set your mind at ease: this is 100% genuine, guaranteed
Fancy Crate right here.
The World's Snackiest Snack Machine
it's like a fridge that costs money to open!Tired of your friends scamming all your snacks when they come over? The
Cafe Snack Machine has you covered. Freeloaders take note, the only thing you can't buy here is
friendship.
(it's rental only)The World's Spooooookiest Table
clawed hand chairs sold separatelyStrike fear into the hearts of small dogs and the knees of your dinner guests with the
Gothy Kitchen Table! It may look like a statue, but that's real gargoyle! If you like to flavor your dinner parties with the chance of your furniture coming to life and cutting a bloody swath through your guests on its way back to whatever unholy corner of this universe would spawn such a horror, this is the table for you!
The World's Uhhh... Umm... Sharpest? Guillotine
nothing rhymes with terror! Lame pun machine you have failed me againLast seen in
a thinly veiled threat to my own person, "let them eat cake" with your own Reign of Interior Decorating Terror playset! (seriously, google it, no rhymes!) No matter your budget, the
Guillotine makes decapitating all that pesky nobility and overthrowing tired, ossified regimes not only efficient, but also
fun!
If only such items were available in purchasable form.Well now,
they are! Remember, you can find these new goods at any of the VIKEA merchants (just hit 'buy new stuff' in your Home decorating menu) in the
Commercial District or
Downtown New Valencia! Happy decorating!
ohai all and welcome to the first installment of New Furniture Tuesdays! We'll have brand new flair for your lair every Tuesday until the [i]end of time[/i]! I think I can say, without hyperbole, that each Tuesday from here on out will be like four Renaissances, six Internets and a Golden Age [i]combined[/i]. New Clothing Thursdays remain unchanged (i.e. still way rad). So what do we have for you? How about:
[b]The World's Tiniest Tree[/b]
[img]http://www.vampiresdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/plant.jpg[/img]
[i][size=85]I've seen tinier.[/size][/i]
That's right, you'll be the envy of pilots, telescope enthusiasts and other people with heightened vision everywhere with your tiny, tiny new tree! The [b]Flowering Tiny Tree[/b] may not be visible from space or even more than 12 feet away, but what it loses in [i]stature[/i] it makes up for in [i]adorable[/i].
[b]The World's Fanciest Crate[/b]
[img]http://www.vampiresdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/crate.jpg[/img]
[i][size=85]not pictured, a lack of fancy[/size][/i]
Ok, I know what you're saying, "Matt, is this crate really fancy enough to hold my collection of diamond encrusted opera glasses, wearable crystal chandeliers, and baroque churches?" The answer is [b]yes[/b]. If you ever see a fancier crate, check again. Someone may have just put a monocle and top hat on a [i]common[/i] crate and filled it with [b]DECEIT[/b]! We've all been lied to about crates in the past, so let me set your mind at ease: this is 100% genuine, guaranteed [b]Fancy Crate[/b] right here.
[b]The World's Snackiest Snack Machine[/b]
[img]http://www.vampiresdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/snacks.jpg[/img]
[size=85][i]it's like a fridge that costs money to open![/i][/size]
Tired of your friends scamming all your snacks when they come over? The [b]Cafe Snack Machine[/b] has you covered. Freeloaders take note, the only thing you can't buy here is [i]friendship[/i]. [size=85](it's rental only)[/size]
[b]The World's Spooooookiest Table[/b]
[img]http://www.vampiresdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/coffee.jpg[/img]
[size=85][i]clawed hand chairs sold separately[/i][/size]
Strike fear into the hearts of small dogs and the knees of your dinner guests with the [b]Gothy Kitchen Table[/b]! It may look like a statue, but that's real gargoyle! If you like to flavor your dinner parties with the chance of your furniture coming to life and cutting a bloody swath through your guests on its way back to whatever unholy corner of this universe would spawn such a horror, this is the table for you!
[b]The World's Uhhh... Umm... Sharpest? Guillotine[/b]
[img]http://www.vampiresdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/guill.jpg[/img]
[size=85][i]nothing rhymes with terror! Lame pun machine you have failed me again[/i][/size]
Last seen in [url=http://forums.cityofeternals.com/show-off-your-homes-t50-20.html#p678]a thinly veiled threat[/url] to my own person, "let them eat cake" with your own Reign of Interior Decorating Terror playset! (seriously, google it, no rhymes!) No matter your budget, the [b]Guillotine[/b] makes decapitating all that pesky nobility and overthrowing tired, ossified regimes not only efficient, but also [b]fun[/b]!
[b]If only such items were available in purchasable form.[/b]
Well now, [b]they are![/b] Remember, you can find these new goods at any of the VIKEA merchants (just hit 'buy new stuff' in your Home decorating menu) in the [b]Commercial District[/b] or [b]Downtown New Valencia[/b]! Happy decorating!
