Extended sighs, ennui, a tendency toward chest colds
Get your own Valentine's Day massacre started with our Valentine's Goth Suit!. Whether howling wordlessly at the blanketing chaos infecting your soul, working as a stage magician at a Prince concert, or simply lounging outside of Hot Topic, you'll make the perfect Valentine's match for that similarly affected special someone in your unlife! Walk with me through a lingering horror we have all come to fear: it's Valentine's Day, you are lounging on your blood red heart-shaped foldout sofa, your shiny cape entwined luxuriously about your platform boots, your various chains twinkling subtly in the candlelight. Suddenly, that itch, that maddening ITCH: your shirt is chafing you - Valentine's Day is ruined forever!
Thankfully, with the red, black, and pink goth suits, this long nightmare is finally over. You. are. welcome.
Married... TO FASHION!
Fellas, the ladies have long been jealous of your suits, your cargo pants, and your git-r-done workboots, but now it is time for the male green monster of envy to rear his ugly head. Ladies, here is the secret we have been keeping from you: there is not a single man alive who hasn't wished, just one time, that he could be a pretty, pretty princess. Well, girls, that luxury is all yours with the Valentine's Wedding Dress! It may be murder to get stains out of, but that's what the alternate combat vampire form is for, amirite? And believe me, since it comes in white, pink and purple, you're going to want to get married as many times as possible.
Bee Mine?
Alright all, it's important to remember that these are limited Valentine's editions that will never be available in quite these colors again, so get them while they're hot! You can find them on special Valentine's merchants downtown and near the vikea in the Commercial District.
Oh, and that's not all! Tune in next week for even more special Valentine's Day Awesomeness! Have fun!
